Oh holy potato you guys, if you like funny books that are also ridiculous, I highly suggest reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson the bloggess. Ok, I'm only on chapter 5 or something, but I've already snort-laughed about 10 times and I had to stop reading in bed last night because I think I was irritating the Man. And I also had to wipe spittle off of my iPad screen from all the laughter.
Seriously, peeps. Do it. Laughing is good for you.
UNRELATED TO TALKING SQUIRRELS AND CISTERNS*:
I do a thing that I hate. Here it is: if someone tells me with any amount of confidence that something I do it wrong, my first response is to believe them. This makes me especially pissed off if I am actually right (which really does happen!). I need to get out of this habit.
*Well you'd know what I meant if you read the first five chapters of that book...