Over Christmas at our parents, my brother and I were trying to decide on a name for a product we'd invented that would combine delicious ground beef and jalapenos. Why would you want a specialty product like this when you could just mix ground beef and jalapenos yourself? I don't know, maybe a little thing I like to call convenience? I mean people buy those frozen peas-and-carrots combos, right? So what's the difference?
In any case, would you rather eat something called Jalapeats or something called Meatapenos?