The Great Refrigerator Caper, or actually Debacle (per Shelley), Part II
It's in one piece and it's keeping my cold things cold. I love it, but it might take me a little while to get really enthusiastic considering the Man's parents were there for 5+ hours yesterday trying to get this figured out.
I recommend against using AJ Madison as your supplier of appliances. I can't wait until Home Depot delivers some appliances next week. Then we'll see how it should be done.