Putting on panty hose this morning I came to the definite conclusion that hose are made exclusively for Amazonian giants or midgets. And no one in between.
Also, as a side note, I'm pretty sure that these hose are made out of pure evil by masochistic hobgoblins. Just sayin'.
*Sexy, no? Admit it, right now you're composing a fan-fic scenario in which I perpetrate some sexual asphyxiation on you with my support hose. You perv! No, I will not post a picture of me in my Spanx! That's for the Man's eyes only!