I just got these new shoes from Zappos.
I apologize to you all who hate feet.
*My neighbor when I was young used to call them "Flinstone toes" beacause apparently Fred Flinstone has short, plump, stubby toes. An ex-boyfriend said they were like corn niblets.
***I don't know why I wrote "pirates", but don't they seem like toe-cutter-offers? OOOH! Or gangsters - you know, when they torture people so those people will give up the information?****
****This is going nowhere.
PS. I had to get new shoes because my brown sandals broke the other day at rehearsal. Just in case you needed a justification.