Friday, March 25, 2011
Ready, set, VACATION
I would include flip flops but I like for the sand to squish between my toesies.
The last few days I've gotten up and showered and listened to my little AM radio in the bathroom while I slather moisturizer on my scaly translucent skin**. And they tell me it's 27 degrees outside with a chance of mid-day flurries. And I laugh.
I'm hoping to have some adventures. I'm hoping to sleep and relax and have fun. I want to see and do and taste new things. If something happens to me while I'm there, please avenge my death***.
*Ok, I'm blaming perspective for why the bottoms look so big and the top so small. I swear I have better proportions than this, and that I don't have the biggest ass in the whole history of asses. They're both mediums, FYI. Gah, bikinis! Why must you be so cruel?!?
**Ok, it's not that bad. My skin is translucent, but pretty smooth.
***NOTHING will happen to me. I anticipate safe adventures, only****.