My cat is pissed at me. Why does he not understand that I'm protecting him? That I'm doing things out of love?


Oh hell. If this is the last post I ever do, you know that I was slaughtered and likely devoured/befouled by my cat, Conan the Destroyer. My naming him that seven-ish years ago may have been a harrowing harbinger of my gory death. Hugs!