Friday, October 8, 2010

Quick cute story and a (lame) Day of Truth

Last night I went to bed around 11pm. The Man was playing squash (and drinking beers) late so he got to my place around 12:30. He disrobed and came to bed and we slept. Until 4am when he got up and went to the back door out of the apartment (the back door is at the back of the bedroom). At which time this conversation occurred:

Leslie: Um, where are you going? What are you trying to do?
Man: Mumble mumble pee mumble.
L: Well, you can't go that way, baby. Go to the BATHROOM.
M: ... goes into the open closet door...
L: Ah! No, no, no, please don't go in there. THE BATHROOM is where you want to go.
M: Mumble mumble that's where I'm mumble.
L: Do you want me to come with you to make sure you get there??
M: trailing off mumbles as he walks toward the actual bathroom...

When I awoke, there was nothing to clean up, so: SUCCESS! Now, I'm not really making fun of my Man here. I distinctly remember a time when my mom came to tell me to go to bed but I sleepwalked to the refrigerator to brush my teeth and I tried to turn off my bedroom lamp with my tv remote... I know it happens to all of us. It's just... well... hee hee.

DoT #15 Something or someone you couldn’t live without, and you’ve tried
I don't know? Dairy? I think that's true. Except, there are people who live without it because they hardly get any food at all. There are things that I know I couldn't live without, but I've never tried because that's crazy. This DoT just smacks of privilege to me, and I don't like it. So you'll have to live with my lame* answer of delicious milk and milk products.

*I thought that the 30 Days of Truth would be super-interesting, but they're kind of falling flat for me. But I hate being a quitting quitter who quits, so I'm sticking with it... Sorry?


feather nester said...

No, you're right. Some of these are weird. Were they fishing for an addiction there? I can't live without my coffee in the morning? I have to assume they mean metaphorically. Because you're, I can't live without oxygen. Let's definitely test that theory. TF?!?

Kerry said...

Oh my one night at our old apartment, I woke up to the sound of I look up and ask my then boyfriend what in the world he was doing in the doorway of mour bedroom. He mumbled that everything was fine. But yes, he indeed went to the door and peed into the hallway in his sleep. He was SO embarrassed the next morning and it took forever to convince him that yes, the streams of wet on the floor did come from him!

Leslie said...

That *EXACT* thing happened to me 8 years ago (with a different boyfriend).

Ah, men...