The real danger of eating lunch at your desk is not that you will miss out on valuable socialization opportunities with co-workers in the cafeteria, it is that you will dribble the creamy, spicy sauce from your falafel all over your keyboard*.
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*Would it really be so wrong to lick the 0, ., 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 keys?** Because the sauce is my favorite part!
**Yes. Yes it would. Do you know where those keys have been!?!?
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** that exactly what I was thinking! Don't EVER lick a keyboard. (ick, that's like watching those commercials where the ladies sticks the five dollar bill in her mouth, ICK!)
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