Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Random texts saved in my phone

This is something borrowed from Sarah at queserasera .

-And transported yourselves back in time to the days of telegraphs STOP?

-I have a car with which we can go to places where Arlenes give up egg products

-Dude, ur having sex in the middle of the day on a Friday? Bitch.

-Fuck. Crazy. Who is going to get anything done. I hope they lay me off.

-Yes. There is nothing in the world that I want to do more right now than play trivial pursuit

-Great job. You look hot.

-Megatron!

-How's your ugly face?

-don't let him jive you...

-Got some sugar, sugah.

-Want to come over for nap?

-spider pig, spider pig

...Oh how I love these peeps and their kooky texts.

4 comments:

Just Another Idealist said...

Well, dude! It wasn't fair that you got to be having sex in the middle of a weekday! We're in our 30's, for Chrissake!

Yum said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Wonderland said...

ahahahahahahahahaha!

die Frau said...

I agree with the Idealist.

Did I send the "spider pig" one? I hope I did.