This is something borrowed from Sarah at queserasera .
-And transported yourselves back in time to the days of telegraphs STOP?
-I have a car with which we can go to places where Arlenes give up egg products
-Dude, ur having sex in the middle of the day on a Friday? Bitch.
-Fuck. Crazy. Who is going to get anything done. I hope they lay me off.
-Yes. There is nothing in the world that I want to do more right now than play trivial pursuit
-Great job. You look hot.
-How's your ugly face?
-don't let him jive you...
-Got some sugar, sugah.
-Want to come over for nap?
-spider pig, spider pig
...Oh how I love these peeps and their kooky texts.