Thursday, August 6, 2009

Things I thought while lying awake in bed in the middle of the night earlier this week:


Did I take out any bacon to defrost?

Remember to tell D at work about the file that has the info about the contract that we were......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kill the OTHER cat.

I'm pretty sure my black pants are in the laundry bag. No, that was that other pair. No, it was the pair I planned to wear tomorrow. (get up to check, find pants in laundry bag)

Need to get more iron. Bruising like a peach.

Maybe I can still wear the pants if I rescue them from the laundry NOW..?

Maybe M would like to plan a long weekend to DC in the fall. Oh, that would be so nice. Fewer tourists... pretty decent weather... no one trying to extinguish the eternal flame at the Holocaust Museum.

If I slowly poison that cat, will anyone know? (besides you all, now)

I wish I had some water (lean over M to get water, M keeps snoring)

Awesome. Now I have to pee.

If I pee on the cat, will he absorb it? (just kidding, I didn't really think that!)

What time is it?

What time is it now?

What time is it NOW? Oh, so, 20 more minutes.

UGH. I'll never sleep again...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (*cue alarm)


die Frau said...

You made me remember one of my old favorite David Letterman Top Ten Lists of terrifying thoughts before you go to sleep. My favorites:

-What if God is a lot like Howie Mandel?
-What if the musical Cats is now and forever?
-Is that MY hand?
-What the hell is in secret sauce?

Strongmama said...

I'm cracking up at the thoughts about the cats. I have similar ones each morning when they try to break down our door begging to be fed at ungodly hours.

Wonderland said...

Oh Man, I've been there. In my head, your list was funny! But I know that in *your* head, I'm sure that list was way more annoying and way less funny. I'm sorry about that. That's for turning your pain into my pleasure ;)