How to cross the street the wrong way:
Grab me between my elbow and shoulder. If you do this, and you're not a blind, old person, please expect me to rain down the pain. I do not enjoy being goon-handed. I kick high and I kick hard.
How to cross the street the right way:
Hold my hand.
That is all.
(No, wait! It's not all! Completely unrelated to streets and goon-handing: Daylight Saving(no "s") Time officially starts in 8 weeks. YES! That is all.)