1. Wish-granting genie (Don't you want to know what they do with their down-time? The jar would be clear and the mystery would be solved. SOLVED!)
2. Obama (except he'd need a desk inside the jar from which he could run the country and stuff)
3. Every red-headed guy who has ever worked for my company - I'm not a fetishist, but they are so dang cute and jar-able! FRECKLES!
4. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (this jar would not have holes in the lid...sorry)
According to three independent, non-government-subsidized labs, I am made up of the following:
- 1% green
- 3%bruise
- 95% evil
- trace amounts of other biological material including lake #5 and yellow #31
4 comments:
Lake #5 is my very favorite trace element - kudos to your makeup!
Where's the fun? There's totally fun in there! Or is that a subatomic particle of evil...?
I also think you have at least 30% cuddly!
I agree with Wonderland. At least you're not made of that red dye that made them stop making red M&Ms for years because it caused cancer or something.
Did you notice they got rid of brown M&Ms? I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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