Monday, October 13, 2008

We'll make great pets...

These are people (in no particular order) who I would like to keep in a jar on my desk:

1. Wish-granting genie (Don't you want to know what they do with their down-time? The jar would be clear and the mystery would be solved. SOLVED!)
2. Obama (except he'd need a desk inside the jar from which he could run the country and stuff)
3. Every red-headed guy who has ever worked for my company - I'm not a fetishist, but they are so dang cute and jar-able! FRECKLES!
4. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (this jar would not have holes in the lid...sorry)

According to three independent, non-government-subsidized labs, I am made up of the following:
  1. 1% green
  2. 3%bruise
  3. 95% evil
  4. trace amounts of other biological material including lake #5 and yellow #31


Scarlet Lily said...

Lake #5 is my very favorite trace element - kudos to your makeup!

Jessica said...

Where's the fun? There's totally fun in there! Or is that a subatomic particle of evil...?

Wonderland said...

I also think you have at least 30% cuddly!

die Frau said...

I agree with Wonderland. At least you're not made of that red dye that made them stop making red M&Ms for years because it caused cancer or something.

Did you notice they got rid of brown M&Ms? I'm not sure how I feel about this.