1. Wish-granting genie (Don't you want to know what they do with their down-time? The jar would be clear and the mystery would be solved. SOLVED!)
2. Obama (except he'd need a desk inside the jar from which he could run the country and stuff)
3. Every red-headed guy who has ever worked for my company - I'm not a fetishist, but they are so dang cute and jar-able! FRECKLES!
4. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (this jar would not have holes in the lid...sorry)
According to three independent, non-government-subsidized labs, I am made up of the following:
- 1% green
- 95% evil
- trace amounts of other biological material including lake #5 and yellow #31