7:30 am: Reminder to self! The Man will be out with other
people tonight.
8:00 am: Consider options for evening (review lines, iron
clothes, drop off box at UPS, watch Netflix, run errands, torture cats)
8:30 am: OMG I could totally go to 7:45 yoga and be the best
person ever because: working out = responsible sexy adulthood
8:31 am: I AM SO AWESOME AT DECISIONS
9:20 am: Whoa. We’ll be out of town this weekend, so I should
get some things done.
9:26 am: But still, totally doing yoga.
10:14 am: I am SOOOOOOO hungry. Work is lame.
11:02 am: Too many meetings. But hey, later yoga will be
awesome.
11:54 am: Hm. With all the things to do later, can I still
go to yoga? Will there be time?
1:33 pm: There is too much to do. Life is overwhelming. Why
can’t someone else just do it all?
1:40 pm: Must calm down. Yoga will help.
2:22 pm: Tired. Yoga will provide energy and will help me to
overcome this tiredness and stress.
3:08 pm: Unicorns are just so pretty.
4:24 pm: I am ready to get out of here.
4:30 pm: If I don’t go to yoga I will have so much more time
tonight to get things done. AAAAAHHHHHHH!* I have just given myself the gift of
TIME.
4:48 pm: I SUCK.
*sound of angels singing
*sound of angels singing
1 comment:
(unfortunately) This all sounds very familiar.
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