Context: Last Friday my office had its annual holiday party and I got... reasonably drunk. Maybe, like, reasonably plus. In any case, I was pretty sure I didn't do or say anything too stupid. It was probably charming!
Conversation with my brother over the weekend -
Leslie: Well, I'm just concerned I did something stupid, like insulted someone, or bragged about skills I don't actually possess.
Bro: Like what skills?
Leslie: I don't know, ninja powers, martial arts prowess, jewel-thievery, stuff like that.
Conversation with my office-mate (who was not at the party) this morning -
Office-mate: So, I heard a lot of people got drunk. And that you were talking about ninjas?
Derp.
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