Last Friday, I went to a bachelorette party for this lady.
It was low-key, at a house instead of a bar, and there were no strippers in sight. There was a bout 8 lbs of cheese, many cupcakes, and a feather boa. Also, that is not a trick of perspective, that glass is bigger than her head and holds and entire bottle of wine. Of course, we filled it with pomegranate-champagne mojitos.
My favorite thing that was said the whole night, when the woman of honor, D, was telling a story about playing a gig in a bar where they were having a bachelorette party for someone years ago:
"Someone threw a dildo on stage, and I played my guitar with the dildo. Just for a little bit."
Yeah. I can imagine that would get unwieldy...
Congratulations, D. I cannot wait to be at your wedding in less than two weeks!