Leslie: Oh, baby, I had the most terrible dream. You told me that you didn't want to kiss anymore. You said that you'd begrudgingly do it while we had sex but that you didn't like it and you had never liked it. And then I got really mad and started yelling and saying that you couldn't just decide that we wouldn't kiss anymore and I didn't think this relationship would work. And then in the dream I woke up and told you about the dream and you thought it was a really good idea and I got really mad again.
Man: Hmm. Well you don't have to worry.
Leslie: Because you like kissing?
Man: Because I like kissing.
Leslie: Well that's good.
Man: I'm not going to kiss the cats, though.
Leslie: ... ... ... I can live with that.
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