I wrote a song about it. Want to hear it? Here it go.

(to be sung in the style of Janis Joplin singing Bobby Magee)

Well this morning I got up real early to the sound of cats yelling in my ear.

I squirted them and squirted them with the water bottle and then I turned to my dear

He said "It's only 5 o'clock and it's still dark out - what the hell are these cats doin' now??"

I tried to shush them and I tried to shush him oh lord how'd I get here HOW?

I write really short songs.