Well this morning I got up real early to the sound of cats yelling in my ear.
I squirted them and squirted them with the water bottle and then I turned to my dear
He said "It's only 5 o'clock and it's still dark out - what the hell are these cats doin' now??"
I tried to shush them and I tried to shush him oh lord how'd I get here HOW?
I write really short songs.