Texversation with J yesterday about this coming weekend's trip (Fri-Sun) to Buffalo to see fellow Colgate ladies K and A:
Leslie: Do you want to go to a show Thursday night at the Oberon?
J: I'll be at Johnny D's Thursday, but thanks for the invite.
L: Ok Cool. FRIDAY then!
J: Three whole days of Colgate lady love, awww yeah!
L: You know it's gonna be so fine!
J: True! And so much Shakespeare! Yay! (J promised to help me run my lines)
L: Thou speakest true!
J: Thou fucking knowest it.
Thou fucking knowest it? I sure do.