Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Terrible confession

I'm the asshole at the office, apparently.

I didn't think so until my behavior this morning.

You know how lots of offices have people, nice people, who bring in food to share? Well someone brought in a box of chocolates with, let's say 25 pieces of chocolate-covered treats.

I took one:
YUK! Raspberry cream! TOSS.

A few minutes later I went to get water, so I took another one:
GROSS! Strawberry cream! TOSS.

And then just to test another one...
FUUUUUUCK! Some kind of orange thing! TOSS.

Do you think I stopped there? No, I took two more pieces before I actually LOOKED at the box to discover they were almost all disgusting fruit cream-chocolate thingies.

Oh for fuck's sake. I suck so much.

6 comments:

Just Another Idealist said...

The real question is: did anyone SEE you take all those candies & toss them?

feather nester said...

DAMNIT! I LOVE all those fruit-filled ones! You could have sent them to ME! Sigh.

;)

Wonderland said...

Oh man, that's funny. Not only your (justifiable) reaction to gross fruit chocolates, but also your style of admitting the shameful secret of eating too many office chocolates here. Awesome. (I always hope no one actually catches me eating the last donut!) Thank you!

Leslie said...

I would NEVER do it if someone was there to watch. I have a very professional facade...

Just Another Idealist said...

It's not your fault someone put out the gross candy they didn't want. Indeed, I think you were doing the rest of the office a favor. No one saw it happen so...

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