I'm the asshole at the office, apparently.
I didn't think so until my behavior this morning.
You know how lots of offices have people, nice people, who bring in food to share? Well someone brought in a box of chocolates with, let's say 25 pieces of chocolate-covered treats.
I took one:
YUK! Raspberry cream! TOSS.
A few minutes later I went to get water, so I took another one:
GROSS! Strawberry cream! TOSS.
And then just to test another one...
FUUUUUUCK! Some kind of orange thing! TOSS.
Do you think I stopped there? No, I took two more pieces before I actually LOOKED at the box to discover they were almost all disgusting fruit cream-chocolate thingies.
Oh for fuck's sake. I suck so much.