Coolest thing I've ever ordered on a purchase order:
Room and Board, 2 goats
I'm not even kidding.
This leaves sheep's blood and cow eyeballs in the dust. Mostly because it's way cuter - instead of ordering parts, I'm ordering room service. For goats.
I picture them checking in to a hotel in Poland and eating some room service and maybe also the flowers the hotel staff left in the honeymoon suite for them. Then they eat the curtains and the bath soaps and their own coats and hats. Have you ever known goats? They eat everything.
In college once a goat ate my gloves...
I'm taking a half day today. SCORE! To Plymouth... and beyond!