I complain about the fortunes that come in fortune cookies because they're not really fortunes anymore. Sometimes they're still ok, but they rarely actually prophesy anything anymore.
Still, I thought these were good-
The first reads:
Are your legs tired? You been [sic] running through someone's mind ALL day long.
Two very different sentiments. Both good things to read about yourself. The first was mine and the second was in the Man's cookie.