- Machining Parts
- Matching Pants
That sucks. Especially when you're sitting across from your boss.
Also, the meeting was at company lunch and there was pizza and I ate a piece* of the pizza. There was salad too but it was limp and not even trying to impress me. So I had the margherita because it had the least amount of cheese but it still totally had cheese. I know I am doing the vegan thing this week but it's stupid and I hate it and do you know how it felt to eat that pizza? Do you? RIGHTEOUS. I do what I want. And sometimes I want to eat a thing that's satisfying. And do you know how I felt AFTER I ate the piece** of pizza? Kind of gross actually. Perhaps I should ease into this a little more.
I do think that I will stop and get a burrito on my way home tonight. It's vegan! I can get a bean and veggie burrito with no meat and it will be delicious and guacamole-y and it will practically erase the fact that I ate the cheese at lunch. Is that not how food math works? Do you not bank points for being so good that you can afford to cheat a little? Well that's how MY food math works, baby. Yeah.
Did you see that? I just invented a kind of mathematics.
*Ok. Two pieces.