This is a shout-out to the good people at the Blue Moon Brewing Company*, who have always worked hard and have consistently been able to improve a girl's mood.A refreshing wheat ale, indeed.
*GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMAN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANCY** BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS. (2) CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IMPAIRS YOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR*** OR OPERATE MACHINERY**** AND MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS*****.
**Oh my Gad I don't need to talk about this again.
***I can't believe they don't mention drunk-dialing or drunk-texting in this day and age.
****D'oh, no more working the welder or running amusement park rides for me.
*****Are dry mouth and headaches health problems? Yeah... I thought so.
P.S. HOLY SHIT I'm pale.
2 comments:
Love Blue Moon. And they should so put hangover warnings on the beer bottle labels. Then again, I'll still drink it. Cheers!
Agreed. I'll drink it despite the consequences :)
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