10 Facts:

-Baby carrots are just whittled-down regular carrots. You no longer need to feel guilty about eating babies. You’re welcome.

-My man sometimes eats baby carrots until he passes out when he’s drunk. He claims that they're "the perfect food".

-I cannot identify 98% of songs that have come out in the last 10 years. Seriously? I JUST discovered Wilco.

-Wearing fangs is cool, but it’s hard to make the “esss” sound.

-Apples give me headaches. At J’s suggestion I have started peeling them (despite my mother’s insistence that the goodness is in the peel) and that seems to do the trick.

-Freedom, apparently, ain’t free.

-Everything in the vending machines at work is $.25. This is a blessing and a curse.

-This weekend I helped put up a wall and install some doors*. I feel Amish.

-My brother is consulting a couple of towns over from me. This could be awesome. Or our heads could explode. More on that later.

-MS Word/Outlook grammar check is an inconsistent bitch who will never get a date to the prom.


*This was at the theatre, so it's not like I helped someone build a house. But still. Those doors are magic doors and if a vampire approaches them they open automatically like on the Enterprise** except not in space.

**Please don't tell me that I need to explain Star Trek to you.