Friday, January 8, 2010

Open letter

Dear NyQuil (Cherry),

Oh my god. I don't know what to say.
You are SO good! How is it that I forgot that you could give me something no one else can - a full night's sleep?! I went to bed at 10:30 and didn't get woken up by the cats until 5am. Five-FUCKING-A-EM! Wow. I owe you big. Don't think I don't know that.
Sure, the sleep was full of questionable dreams and some coughing. Also, I couldn't breathe out of my nose, so I feared I might die, but hey - I LIVE ON THE EDGE, MAN. And, yes, I'm a little groggy right now, but it's Friday! Who even does any work on Friday?

So, yeah. In short, I will totally make out with you behind the bleachers for this.

Thanks again,
Les

PS. I'm telling everyone you're the tits!

6 comments:

die Frau said...
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die Frau said...

(my first post had typos)

Wow, you really love you some Cherry NyQuil.

Do you also call the other one "green death flavor" as T does?

Leslie said...

Yes, the green is GREEN DEATH flavor, per Dennis Leary. So apt.

Sarah Berry said...

So jealous. Nyquill keeps me up ALL night due to some bizzaro reaction.

The Perfect Space said...

It comes in Gelcap form, now, so you don't even have to taste it! I wish it didn't turn me into a zombie for the ENTIRE NEXT DAY afterward. PS-that letter was HI-larious!

die Frau said...

Dude, how come I don't get these fun writing conversations on MY blog? I need to start copying you and writing open letters 'cause NOBODY EVER COMMENTS. [sob]

p.s. I'm posting this HERE because perhaps that will spark some pity commenting. Or perhaps I'm so amazing with my posts that there's just nothing else to add? No, that's not it. All right, I'm done now. Idealist, thank you for reminding me of sweet, sweet gelcaps.