You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both... and there you have: a post with a lot of colons.

No, this post will not be about Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie, or Mrs. Garrett. Or Poughkeepsie. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

The BAD:
My wonderful man will be away from Friday afternoon to Sunday night. Sad. But! He'll be having fun and he deserves fun, so, good for him, I guess. (I can't believe he would have fun without me! No, he probably won't... Right?)

The GOOD:
Things I am doing this weekend, starting with Thursday because I am a fucking rock star and the regular weekend does not contain enough time for me to party:
Thursday : Scorpion bowls and fried seafood at The Summer Shack to say "bye" to the man. Romance, yeah!
Friday: Work (boo!), but then after work FREE MASSAGE. By a professional massage-giver, even! You are jealous!
Saturday: Boston Ballet Nutcracker with J and family. Then dinner in Boston. Then Ryan (fucking) Montbleau Band at the Paradise for dancing and more dancing!
Sunday: Friendsgiving dinner at friends house where there will be lots of friends and foods.

Holy hell that's a lot of stuff.

Also, GOOD worth mentioning: Aunt Flo came today to tell me that I am NOT pregnant! I know! You didn't even know that I was worried about it because I am totally crafty like that and I don't tell you absolutely EVERYTHING people because then how would we keep the romance alive? HOW?

Anyway. It's only Tuesday. Tonight I'm going to audition for Dracula. Oh hell yes, DRACULA! With the fangs and the blood and the undying love. That's entertainment, baby.