-Leave the kitchen if a cabinet door or a drawer is open
-A pull-up
-Not smile when I see a pug or a baby
-Shut the fuck up sometimes
-Vacuum more than once every couple of weeks
-Spell "purchasing" right the first time, despite the fact that I am a Purchasing Manager (duh)
-Leave scabs/zits/hangnails/etc alone
-Pass up homemade cookies
-Let it go
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