Thursday, August 20, 2009

Some things I can't do

-Leave the kitchen if a cabinet door or a drawer is open

-A pull-up

-Not smile when I see a pug or a baby

-Shut the fuck up sometimes

-Vacuum more than once every couple of weeks

-Spell "purchasing" right the first time, despite the fact that I am a Purchasing Manager (duh)

-Leave scabs/zits/hangnails/etc alone

-Pass up homemade cookies

-Let it go

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