The fact that after I said:
"You know what would be awesome? If YOU and I... LIVED in the SAME PLACE..."
to my boyfriend yesterday, he didn't start crying or sprinting for the hills.
My current roommate is moving to Canada, I can't get a different apartment without a job, and I can't afford to stay in this lovely place by myself. I need a solution, and I fear that means finding a stranger to live with me :(
I tried to pimp out the cats, but they are sexually inexperienced and too scratchy even for fetishists...