OMG, People. RUN, do not walk, to your pantry. Dump out the contents of a can of tuna into a bowl. Drop a significant dollop of mayo on top (it's white, it's creamy, it's delicious!). Blend together, salt and pepper to taste. THEN! Out the entirety of a little packet of WASABI ON TOP! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
It tastes delicious, and after your brain stops exploding all over your computer and invoices and safety glasses (I'm at the office) you will have the MOST AMAZING MOMENT of CLARITY.