Last night after making pizza for the Man and his parents and me, and after his parents left, we watched season 2 of Luther. Bad Ass. I recommend watching this show (if you can take a lot of brutal murdering, that is).
Then we went to bed. Where we had a disagreement. Then I tried to seduce him to make us both feel better, except I'm actually a terrible seductress, because I accidentally jammed my knee into his business, and completely mashed his... Alvin and the Chipmunks*. He was very gracious about it and we're confident there's no permanent damage, but still - FAIL.
*I assume this is a legitimate euphemism, yes?