Here is an illustration of a fundamental difference between the Man and me.
NOT RELATED TO SOCKS OR METAPHORS:
If I think someone on tv is too good looking and it irritates me (because obviously, I should be prettiest in the world*), I just find something she's done that's on Netflix, and I pause the show/movie right as she's beginning to speak. Then I look at her partially closed eyes and wonky mouth and smile.
*I'm realistic! And not at all shallow!