If I were to take a large and danger-filled journey up a mountain to ask a guru three questions, to get mystical answers that would BLOW MY MIND and make me feel in touch with all of the bits of the universe, these would be my questions:
1. Why do good things happen to bad people?
2. What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?
3. If it's 85 degrees outside, and people are dressed for hot weather, why do you need to set the air conditioner to "arctic blast" so that I lose feeling in my fucking fingers and have permanent goose bumps? WHY? WWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Thank you. Come again.