This morning the Man got up really early because he had to drive to Providence instead of Andover. We wished each other Happy Valentine's Day. But then he said, in a fake sad tone:
"You don't care about Valentine's Day! You have rehearsal!"
To which I replied:
"So you didn't see the Valentine I made for you and left on the table?"
Then the Man went to the kitchen, checked out my adorable construction-paper-heart Valentine with an entreaty to do it inside, came back into the bedroom, laid hands on the cat who lay next to me and said:
"And I made you this heart-shaped cat!" *fake cat-bending noises*
Then the cat swiftly became uncomfortable and ran away.