Internet, you make me sad

On our return flight from Puerto Rico, we realized that David Ortiz was on board (because that dude is frugal and takes JetBlue).
I looked him up online this morning and this is one of the first things that came up:

UGH. Freaking gross, internet.


Side note: David was very polite to all of the young women who insisted they get a picture with him. The Man and I were right there, so the Man volunteered to take the pictures.