Happy Halloween yous guys.
I feel like Halloween is so much different now than when I was little, walking around the neighborhood in my brother's hand-me-down Yoda costume.
Here's what I like about Halloween:
-It's silly, and funny, and people dress up like anything they want
-FREE candy everywhere
-Halloween decorations are pretty fun
-It's horror movie time
Here's what I really don't like about Halloween:
-So many costumes involve exposed flesh and I get so miserable and cold.
-There's too much pressure to come up with some great costume (yes there is). This turns something that should be fun into something that causes me stress. And I already manufacture so many reasons to be stressed that I don't need another one...
-Too many slutty girl costumes. It doesn't have to be like that, ladies. You can wear pants.
But I'll try not to be a killjoy. Have a great time. Eat candy. My teeth hurt just thinking about it.