Because I'm still kind of light on content and my brain is like scrambled eggs from the rehearsals and the not sleeping and the fact that I eat lots of eggs, here are some of my favorite texts that I simply cannot get rid of.
I can't and I won't and you can't make me.
The best part is I don't feel like providing any context! Weeeeeeeeee!!
"I bet you could get a random shirtless dude to serve you moist sliders."
"6.4=makeout"
"KARMIC DONUT"
"Cool. No promises I'm naked."
"Oh my god! YOU'RE a bug!"
"Megatron!"
"I'm assuming by your silence that you trust my judgment...in dining chairs..."
"For the boreworms, I guess."
"Hotmail is not working. I'm assuming that's because it saw your message about the Holocaust."
"J'aime la lumière."
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