OMG I'm taking you all out for margaritas

You guys! I just got this really important email from the FBI that I had to share. I don't know
how it ended up in my junk folder!! 


Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division. 
Federal Bureau Of Investigation. 
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C 
 
ATTN: BENEFICIARY 
 
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an
Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an
illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of
Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke,Sanusi Bello none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials
of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our
Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because
you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.  
 
So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a
solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will
be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have
the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD. 
 
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest
assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and
Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD
CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how
to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have
confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD
which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram
Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction: 
 
CONTACT INFORMATION 
NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH 
EMAIL : paulsmith4@gala.net
TELEPHONE NUMBER : +234-803-624-0664
 
Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following information: 
Full Name: 
Address: 
City: 
State: 
Zip Code: 
Direct Phone Number: 
Current Occupation: 
Annual Income: 
 
Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact you with
instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval Slip after which he
will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby
been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards
completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval
Slip has been made to the authorized agent. 
Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction,
immediately contact me back so as to ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly. 
 
FBI Director 
 
Robert* Mueller.


People, this money is RISK-FREE! And I am sure of this because he said I am to be rest assured! Because
the Monitory Crimes Division is on the case! So, who wants to go for a drink or seven on me (and Nigeria)?
*I'm surprised he didn't sign the letter "Bobby" as we are so close. He sends me messages like this all
the time...
Have a great weekend, peeps.