Thursday, March 18, 2010

Open letter (sadly, this post isn't about a breast)

Dear People on Your Lunchbreak Enjoying the Weather* and Walking 3-abreast on the Sidewalk,

When I have to step down to the street to get around you, you should take it as a sign that you are ASSHOLES.

Your mother hates you and your shoes don't match your belt,
Leslie


*Yes! It is beautiful out, but could you pick up the pace? I want to enjoy the outdoors efficiently.

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