I deal with lots of requisitions at work, and the end users for the products I order sometimes put comments on the requisitions so that I will have all of the information I need.
Here is the coolest* one ever (appropriately redacted, of course):
Vendor: [redacted: vendor name] (Leslie, feel free to use other vendor and/or different model, we just need very tiny fridge to store the antidote for the [redacted: common but poisonous chemical] used in the lab)
FUCKING ANTIDOTE. Badass, people.
My life is so dangerous. I live on the edge.
*Note: The grossest comment I ever received about an order, if you want to know, was at a different company, where I occasionally had to buy sheep's blood. The supplier asked me when I needed the blood. I replied "as soon as possible". The supplier then said:
"Well, we don't bleed the sheep until Tuesdays, so Wednesday will have to do."
YUK.
1 comment:
i don't bleed my sheep until Tuesdays, either.
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