Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Thoughts inspired by the on-hold music of my suppliers*

*By suppliers, I mean the companies that sell products to the company I work for, not an individual** who sells me drugs/porn/Asian mail-order brides.

**But how cool would that be if they had their own on-hold music??

Anyway, these are things that would be going through the heads of characters in movies whose soundtracks were the on-hold music I've been hearing, to be clear. (That probably wasn't clear. Sorry):

“When are these robots gonna get it on already?”

“I wish this pie was cool enough to eat.”

“David Bowie is hot and I can practically see his junk right through those pants.***”

“I love you, but our love can never be because I must return to my home planet in the Crab Nebula.”

"And then emerged from the primordial ooze, super hot lizard women. Bow-chicka-bow-wow."

"Note to self: Refill Adderall prescription."

"Why oh WHY is Mother forcing me to learn the harpsichord? Oh how I hate the harpsichord!"


***Yeah, I think this music was pulled directly from the ballroom dancing sequence in the movie Labyrinth…

1 comment:

die Frau said...

You make anything funny.

And yes, Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth was crazy.