*By suppliers, I mean the companies that sell products to the company I work for, not an individual** who sells me drugs/porn/Asian mail-order brides.
**But how cool would that be if they had their own on-hold music??
Anyway, these are things that would be going through the heads of characters in movies whose soundtracks were the on-hold music I've been hearing, to be clear. (That probably wasn't clear. Sorry):
“When are these robots gonna get it on already?”
“I wish this pie was cool enough to eat.”
“David Bowie is hot and I can practically see his junk right through those pants.***”
“I love you, but our love can never be because I must return to my home planet in the Crab Nebula.”
"And then emerged from the primordial ooze, super hot lizard women. Bow-chicka-bow-wow."
"Note to self: Refill Adderall prescription."
"Why oh WHY is Mother forcing me to learn the harpsichord? Oh how I hate the harpsichord!"
***Yeah, I think this music was pulled directly from the ballroom dancing sequence in the movie Labyrinth…
1 comment:
You make anything funny.
And yes, Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth was crazy.
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