Friday, January 29, 2010

Open letter

Dear people who have new pets,

NO ONE* wants to hear about the poop. I assure you, you can omit those details. Especially if there are people in the general vicinity of your conversation who cannot escape because you are at or near their desk.
I cannot stress this enough about the poop. Shut it.

Your new dog/cat/ferret/fish/snake/chinchilla is REALLY cute though!
Leslie

*Possibly your vet wants to know. BUT! I won't have to listen to that because I don't go to your vet appointments. See the difference?

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