1. I want to see hot sexy underage Asian women naked.
2. My penis is too small.
3. I cannot satisfy my boyfriend/girlfriend/goat in bed.
4. I am in desperate need of Canadian medications.
5. I would like a job selling insurance/Canadian medication.
6. I am suffering from a shortage of Viagra (for my small penis).
7. I am not getting enough girl-on-girl action (is anyone, really?).
So, I am stating here for the world to learn that none of these statements is true. I'm all set, thanks. I appreciate the concern, though, and I will keep your contact information for my records, should any of these problems come up in the future - like if I grow a penis, but it's really, really too small, and I want to satisfy my hot Asian goat in bed, I'll contact you for Canadian Viagra, and maybe some insurance coverage.
5 comments:
Yeah, I've gotta tell ya, I've never heard Goat complain.
(psssst...I'm pretty sure she's not Asian, though...just sayin'.)
That is way too hilarious! Sounds like you need a good spam filter. Totally loving your blog, by the way...keep up the great posts!
nicely played, feather nester.
On a grammar dork note, thank you for writing "none of these statements IS true".
I apparently am in desperate need of a great watch, according to my spam filter.
Goat loves the attention and the stroking and the loving. But you do not need a tiny new penis to do it!
Funny post, but dude, it's the HOTMAIL (or maybe your workmail, I don't know). Gmail never lets spam like that get through to me! Just sayin...
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