Scene: Interior. My office. 4:43pm. Invoices and unplaced orders cover the desk. A banana on the shelf isn't getting any fresher.
Me: Don't forget your scarf when you leave!
Also Me: You're wearing your scarf! Moron!
Me: Shut up. You're an asshole.
Fin.
3 comments:
I find this highly entertaining. But am *I* an asshole for laughing at you calling yourself names?
I find this highly realistic (as in, it occurs in my head all the time as well). Maybe we should be nicer to ourselves?
I like the detail about the banana.
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