Yeah. So, I've gotten this out of the way...
This is my knee*. I descended my man's porch steps yesterday and as I made the last step from the porch to the sidewalk, my foot just never took hold and my legs splayed out like fucking Bambi and I went DOWN. Downtown. To Chinatown (if you understand Chinatown to be a land of pain rather than a land of delicious chicken egg foo young...).
I REALLY should have just treated myself to a doughnut after this. Seriously, just LOOKING at that bruise hurts (PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT IT, INTERNET!).
*You can't really tell, but I was TOTALLY naked when I took that picture. RAWR!
3 comments:
nothing says sexy like being butt naked with a giant bruise. rawr is right!!
EXACTLY!
God, i have really missed a number of your posts.
I suggest you get yourself a pair of YakTrax like we talked about. But we talked about them, you probably already have them.
I am silly.
And, I highly advocate taking pictures of one's more spectacular bruises.
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