Forward:
There is no reason for me to be all dislike-y today, as there were totally free/fresh donuts in the cafeteria and one of them was coconut and I took it and ran. You'd think I'd be happy about free breakfast. No. I am an ungrateful shit instead.
Body:
Here are some things I dislike, in no particular order STOP BUGGING ME AND LET ME JUDGE!
-The Starbucks coffee that we brew at work tastes nothing like the coffee at Starbucks.
-I never know if it's going to be a normal day at work or a freezing day at work and I shouldn't have to wear a million layers EVERY day why can't THEY anticipate MY needs to occasionally wear 3/4 sleeves??
-Work.
-I'm not at home re-watching the new Star Trek movie.
-I may never have a soft screamy baby and be a mom.
-Extra holiday pounds that I am anxiously predicting...
-People who's thickly applied make-up I can see from my car.
-People who are WAY more stylish than me.
-I have some free movie passes to the local theatre but everything playing there looks laughably terrible.
-Why I have this ONE little chunk of hair that is straight while the rest is curly WHATTHEFUCK?
Denouement:
Yes, instead of a list of things for which I am thankful, which would be very long! Because I am thankful for every hair on your head (yes, YOU!) and I have a name for every hair so you see where this is going! Instead of that you get a gripe-y list of gripes. From a crab*. Who is crabby. Sorry. I'm sure tomorrow I'll be in a better mood because Thanksgiving! And then Friday is Thanksgiving 1b!! With the gravy and the stuffing and the drool! GRRRAAAAAAAVVVYYYYYYYYYYY!
*moi
EDITED TO ADD: OH! Another thing I DISLIKE SO MUCH is at the end of The Wizard of Oz, when fuckingGlenda says that Dorothy had the power to go home all along? And that she didn't tell her right away because Dorothy "wouldn't have believed" it? You don't know me, BITCH! You don't know my life! You could have fucking ASKED, right? I will END YOU!
5 comments:
NO ONE is more stylish than you. Don't fight me on this.
And you will have a baby if I have to impregnate you MYSELF.
ALSO, CRAAAAAVVVVYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Awesome.
Can I watch?
Sorry. I was momentarily distracted by Idealist's comment, Got my head back now. Yum: it's totally Ok to be crabby now and then. That is excatly what the Blog is for. Frau even states that's why she writes a blog in her Profile, so that she can vent her feelings and then go on living her life! You do not need to apologize. And, I totally felt your love in my hair, when you wrote that BTW. I love you!
Oh, and doesn't that SUCK that SBUX coffee NEVER tastes the same brewed someplace other than the store! Even when I brew it at home, it's not as good. WTF?!
Wonderland is right, although I don't vent as much as I probably could and should on there. And you know I'm right there with you re: soft and screamy.
You are lovely and good and yes, Star Trek rocks.
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