Monday, August 10, 2009

This just in: people smoke crack. Glorious crack.

So, JUST NOW I'm sitting at my desk, where I am still sitting to type this, and a guy I work with, who I ran into last Friday (we had both taken the day off - for separate reasons, as we live separate lives) at the Ball Square Cafe (yum) said something amazing to me. He said, that when he and his lovely wife* ran into me and my lovely (but still manly/burly) man, his wife immediately told him she thought I looked like Milla Jovovich.


Yes, THAT Milla Jovovich. The one up there. I SWEAR I am not lying.

I just had to tell you, people of the internet. I had to tell you right away, because if I trip down the stairs and die** on my way out of this building, I want as many people as possible to know that someone thinks I look like Milla Jovovich.

*Yes, she has eyes.

**Please also, put this compliment on my grave. Actually, I'd like to be cremated, so could you put it on my urn? KThanks.


feather nester said...

Wow. That's a good one. And now that you mention it, I totally see it.

That's much better than what I get, which is always Lauren Graham (which I believe you actually got PISSED about, on my behalf, last time I mentioned that one to you) and a brunette Katherine Heigl, which is not encouraging because I keep hearing lots of guys call her ewww.

Just Another Idealist said...

We both know I'm likely to die first, what with my unhealthy lifestyle. But if not, I'll be sure to put it on the urn. Right next to "She won a Tony" and "She was SO pretty."

die Frau said...

I'll be sure to get it done. Hey, I get "you look like someone I know" or "you sound like Tea Leoni". Whatever that means.

Scarlet Lily said...

OK, you all have no sympathy from me as I have a LONG history of people telling me I look like someone (never a celeb) and then they show me that someone and they are ALWAYS unattractive. I'm not lying. The streak has never been broken.