Monday, August 10, 2009
This just in: people smoke crack. Glorious crack.
So, JUST NOW I'm sitting at my desk, where I am still sitting to type this, and a guy I work with, who I ran into last Friday (we had both taken the day off - for separate reasons, as we live separate lives) at the Ball Square Cafe (yum) said something amazing to me. He said, that when he and his lovely wife* ran into me and my lovely (but still manly/burly) man, his wife immediately told him she thought I looked like Milla Jovovich.
Yes, THAT Milla Jovovich. The one up there. I SWEAR I am not lying.
I just had to tell you, people of the internet. I had to tell you right away, because if I trip down the stairs and die** on my way out of this building, I want as many people as possible to know that someone thinks I look like Milla Jovovich.
*Yes, she has eyes.
**Please also, put this compliment on my grave. Actually, I'd like to be cremated, so could you put it on my urn? KThanks.