So, three (or so) years ago, I was on the phone with my brother at work, and I did not much enjoy my job. Here is the conversation we had:
Me: Ugh. This place. Seriously!
J: So, go somewhere else.
Me: Yeah, like where. What am I going to do that will not suck exactly as much as this???
J: You know what I've been thinking you should do? You should be on that America's Next Top Model show, because you are MUCH smarter than those girls.
NO, for real. He actually said those things. It made me want to simultaneously hug the hell out of him, and laugh because he thinks that MY BRAINS would win me the competition.
OH MY GOD HER BRAINS LOOK SO AWESOME IN THOSE SHOES!
Don't know why I thought of that, but it makes me smile.