Lunch with Yum.

OMG, People. RUN, do not walk, to your pantry. Dump out the contents of a can of tuna into a bowl. Drop a significant dollop of mayo on top (it's white, it's creamy, it's delicious!). Blend together, salt and pepper to taste. THEN! Out the entirety of a little packet of WASABI ON TOP! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

It tastes delicious, and after your brain stops exploding all over your computer and invoices and safety glasses (I'm at the office) you will have the MOST AMAZING MOMENT of CLARITY.

For serious.

Bring tissues.

Confluence

You know those days that you cannot type one single word right? Or those days where you're reading colleagues' emails and NOTHING is making sense and you're all WHAT AM I DRUNK AGAIN? Or when people walk into your office and tell you a bunch of gibberish "La La La I took too much insulin bla bla bla if I fall over call 911 bla bloo blee" and you just want to grab your head and go to sleep under your desk but you can hardly get into the fetal position because you're so sore from skiing all weekend OH POOR YOU but still you really hurt?

Well, I am having all of those days right now.

Hells. Yes.

My office party is going on right now. I'm on hold with the utility company and drinking wine in my office. This is how life should be.

I love it.